Help Wanted

A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and had him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, “You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago; put him in the White House, now half the country is looking for work.”

Sorry, but to be fair; I wanted to open with a joke, since you won’t be laughing much after you read this. Awhile ago I heard rumblings that the BO administration was leaning heavily towards levying a “snack tax.” Basically what that means is there’d be a VAT (value added tax) attached to the purchase price of things like juice drinks and soda. Many European countries have it in ADDITION to paying 50% of their salary in income tax. As per the usual with Chicago politics...there’s always another layer; like a magician who’s third hand has found its way into your wallet. Osama, err...Obama’s VAT tax is the back door way of sneaking in a tax hike on the middle and lower classes...those his hollow campaign promises (ha ha) vowed he wouldn’t raise taxes on. It was also just reported that at the end of 2011, there’d be a middle class tax hike. Oops, sorry...but someone’s gotta pay for all this shit. Oh, and another thing... the definition of middle class has been reduced from $250,000 to $200,000; just FYI. I checked again today and yup, UNEMPLOYMENT is still HOLDING FAST at 9.7%...ummmm; hello, IS THIS THING ON??? Did no one but me hear him when he GUARANTEED us (after stealing the first Billion) that if we got the stimulus bill passed-right now!!- that we wouldn’t see unemployment top 9%? And not for nothing, but 9.7% is a heck of a lot better than the OVER 10%we were looking at just a few short months ago. The quarterly, “Jobs Creation Report,” turned out to be a roaring success...on paper. The fact is that it is focused purely on short-term PUBLIC sector positions; with the 2010 Census Taker’s making up the bulk of the surge. The bottom line is, if you don’t support the private sector, you’re forever beholden to a welfare state. True, the 1st of the month check career is a “livin easy” lifestyle, but who supports it after the 9 to 5’ers give up, too? Government assistance was created and designed to support those who grew too frail, were left on their own too young or became too disabled to work...not for those just too lazy to. And somehow with all these bailout’s and all of the government’s increased spending; Vice President Biden (who seriously makes Dan Quayle look like the president of MENSA) announced at a recent press conference that there’s, “NO WAY TO RECOVER THE 8 MILLION JOBS THAT WERE LOST DURING THE RECESSION.” When America wakes up, I’m pretty sure there will be at least TWO openings real soon...and evidently; sadly, NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. JGG “Help Wanted” is the second part of a three part series. Please join me next time when we turn our eye to the issues of health care, the G20 summit, Arizona’s new Immigration Law, the latest sanctions we’ve proposed for Iran and just who really benefited from the bank bailout. original post at http://politicalpatrol.blogspot.com NEED A BLOGGER? I'M AVAILABLE TO BLOG FOR YOU. CONTACT ME AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS.